Pah

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From: MG.C
Date: Fri, 18 May 2012 09:26:27 +0000
Subject: Pah
To: careers@thefa.com, david.bernstein@thefa.com

Dear Dave,

That's it. We're over. There is no 'us' anymore. There's a 'me'. And that's it. There is no 'you'. You mean nothing to me. We are no more.


Hodgson. HODGSON?! What's he got that I haven't? Well I'll tell you what I've got that YOU haven't, David so-called Bernstein.

Re: Re: Re: Job Application

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From: MG.C
Date: Thurs, 1 Mar 2012 13:53:48 +0000
Subject: Re: Job Application
To: careers@thefa.com, david.bernstein@thefa.com

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

This'll be the last email I ever send your Highness.

It's been three weeks and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two emails; I wrote the addresses on them perfect.

So this is my email I'm sending you, I hope you read it.

And it's all gone quiet over there

No talks with Fabio Capello successor - Football Association

A statement form the advisors of Mr MG.C:

'We can confirm that no contact has been made with the Football Association and that Mr MG.C is therefore the most likely successor to Mr Capello.

No further comments will be made until further updates are available.'

Re: Re: Job Application

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From: MG.C
Date: Mon, 20 Feb 2012 09:13:48 +0000
Subject: Re: Notification
To: careers@thefa.com, david.bernstein@thefa.com

Hi again, Dave,

Just a quick one to kindly thank you for responding so quickly once
again. I greatly appreciate the note you have added re applying for
the England Manager role! ;-) That'll weedle out the time wasters,
eh?!

Re: Job Application

From: MG.C
Date: Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:31:35 +0000
Subject: Re: Notification
To: careers@thefa.com, david.bernstein@thefa.com

Dear David,

First of all, I must say how impressed I am with your quick thinking;
the very same day that you had to deal with the departure of Mr
Capello and the inevitable press interest and intrusions, you had the
foresight to change your email name to 'The Human Resources Team',
thereby throwing all of our 'friends' involved in The Leveson Inquiry'
off the scent. I am very impressed by this attention to detail and
willlingness to keep a veil of secrecy over proceedings.

Job application

From: MG.C 
Date: 8 February 2012 21:06
Subject: Application for the position of Manager, Team England
To: careers@thefa.com, david.bernstein@thefa.com

Dear Mr Bernstein,

It is with a mixture of emotions that I have just learnt of the precipitous departure of Mr Fabio Capello from the employ of the Football Association and it is for this reason that I am contacting you directly. Speaking as an England fan, first and foremost and a highly successful manager a close second, I can confirm that I am announcing my intention to postulate for the post of England Team Manager.