Pah

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From: MG.C
Date: Fri, 18 May 2012 09:26:27 +0000
Subject: Pah
To: careers@thefa.com, david.bernstein@thefa.com

Dear Dave,

That's it. We're over. There is no 'us' anymore. There's a 'me'. And that's it. There is no 'you'. You mean nothing to me. We are no more.


Hodgson. HODGSON?! What's he got that I haven't? Well I'll tell you what I've got that YOU haven't, David so-called Bernstein.

George Formby

So there I am cleaning windows with a washing up sponge. Greg Davies looks less than impressed and asks me why I'm smearing 18 months' worth of DIY filth from one part of the window to another. And why am I adding remnants of last night's tea to the exceedingly more opaque glass?

He's right. This is futile. I need some malt vinegar to bring these beauties up to scratch and in the kitchen

RIP Claire Squires

http://www.justgiving.com/Claire-Squires2

This is the girl who collapsed and died just before the finish in the London Marathon. 

On Sunday, it is reported that she had received 400 pounds donated on-line. Looking now, the figure has just passed 407,000.

The Great Escape

The man opposite me is an international hit man.

There is no obvious sign to indicate that he has plied his trade across global boundaries. No tan. No evident passport. No sombrero or wicker donkey.

The man opposite me is a national hit man.

Re: Re: Re: Job Application

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From: MG.C
Date: Thurs, 1 Mar 2012 13:53:48 +0000
Subject: Re: Job Application
To: careers@thefa.com, david.bernstein@thefa.com

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

This'll be the last email I ever send your Highness.

It's been three weeks and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two emails; I wrote the addresses on them perfect.

So this is my email I'm sending you, I hope you read it.