Tuesday, 31 January 2012

On yer bike, Gregor

I have had enough of the Gregorian Calendar.

We've had it for 2011 and a bit years (must remember to check this
statement as I think we've only had it since 1200 or something and that we had a different one previously where the seventh month was September and the eighth October. Somewhere along the line, a couple of extra months were thrown in - some sort of 20% extra free deal - and we went from 36.5 day-months to a variety of 28, 29, 30 and 31 dayers. Close brackets. ).

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who
Wouldn't go and change with the kids in the Change Rooms.
And when they finally made him
He wore his Speedos in the shower.
He couldn't quite explain that he'd always just worn them.


Rarely has a subject divided opinion more during all of time.
Arguments have and will rage forever. The war between the faithful and the unfaithful will continue until judgment day, armageddon, the ends of time, kindergarten cop and twins. The fight never finishes; there
are merely pauses while both sides gather breath and regain strength before resuming the bloodshed.

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Tim Minchin. A Man. A men. Amen.

Now that we are in the Year of our Lord 2012 and that January should be an altruistic time following the excesses and selfishness of all but one day of December, I thought that I would do my best to help this young chap by spreading His word.