Time flies. It's four months since the last one of these. Four months since there was a collective aww from the female readership and four months since the male contingent looked away sharply, pretending they had been cutting onions.
I had the pleasure of dealing with the fine folks at Argos this week. They asked me to submit a review of my recently purchased fire guard. Unfortunately, they have decided to reject my review so I'll post it here in the hope that anyone Googling "BabyStart Extending Child Safety Fireguard" will come across this post and be suitably advised. Here is a picture of what it might look like if you install it in your living room next to your toys and rug: