Saturday, 2 August 2014

Review Rejected

I had the pleasure of dealing with the fine folks at Argos this week. They asked me to submit a review of my recently purchased fire guard. Unfortunately, they have decided to reject my review so I'll post it here in the hope that anyone Googling "BabyStart Extending Child Safety Fireguard" will come across this post and be suitably advised. Here is a picture of what it might look like if you install it in your living room next to your toys and rug:

It's a fireguard. It guards fires.
But that is not all. Since we received the fireguard - might have been last week, maybe the one before - literally everything has changed. I have won the lottery, been promoted with a sizeable bonus and found the car keys I lost in 2006. Equally, Israel has been bombing Gaza so it's not all good news. Buy this fireguard if you want to improve your personal situation but you'll have to turn a blind eye to the detrimental effect you have on the various nations of the world.

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